Daily Archives: August 27, 2009

I just couldn’t help myself

I got this in an email today and I sure did smile big!!!

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day..

He inquired, “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
“Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God, and I’ve put life on it… I’m going to call
it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test Balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, “I’m still confused.”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. “For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things.”

God continued pointing to different countries. “This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and
said, “What’s that one?

“That’s Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills and plains.

The people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving carriers
of peace, and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance…”

God smiled, “Right next to Virginia is Washington DC. Wait ’til you see
the idiots I put there…”

I told you, I just couldn’t help myself, I HAD to post this.

I tried to find the source, a Google search had this on a GOP site but it didn’t look original to them so I’ll not give them credit.

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